Messages from Beyond or Wherever

We, at the AWW (Aren't We Wacky), have received messages from beyond and some other place none of us could agree on but we have agreed to make public these messages. Whether they held any meanings, it is up to the public.

01

"It is without a doubt, the other side of the universe is full of tiny unicorns all ready to throw rainbow nuts (very large ones) at whomever visits them."

02

"Don't forget the potato when you leave home."

03

"We are fated to repeat anything and everything whether we like it or not."

04

"For a good laugh, don't call jokers or comedians, call Allen, you know, that guy who sleeps on park benches and smells like the restroom. Yes, that guy. He knows a guy who knows a guy who knows another guy but whatever you do, don't tell any of these guys they smell."

05

"Bananas are a health food especially when you throw them at people who annoys you."

06

"Go left, turn a ninety degree right, there will be a bird holding a baby doll who will tell you to go right but don't listen, just turn left, then climb a hill with short trees, swim through a river full of ham sandwiches, turn a right, sweep pass the flamingo ballerinas, toward an old carousel full of retired horses, walk around it and turn left, down a unpaved path surrounded by cactuses, and there you will find the hot dog stand run by the master of the world, Sir Snortnose. He will give you wisdom that might or not be wise but you will get a free hot dog with mustards in any case."

07

"Cheese is the answer to any questions about humankind."

08

"The secrets of the universe are written in a manual hidden in an unknown planet that no one knew the directions to but everyone knew the manual was written by a five-year-old monkey with a bum rash and a love for cupcakes and cannot be trusted with any secrets."

09

"Nothing is doomed except brooms."

10

"The knowledge of mankind will continue on as long as no one gives up their rights to eat burnt toast."

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