Feline Secrets For Getting Along With Humans

Through sheer determination (and a little spying), we, at the AAI (Artfully Awesome Intelligence) with the help of the FAB (Felines Are Babes) network, got our hands on this precious list for those who wish to get along with humans. It is vital that you share this information only with non-humans as humans can be awfully silly about such things. And please, share this list with any felines or any creatures who needs this.

Feline Secrets For Getting Along With Humans

Secret #1:
Don't worry about what humans think, they don't do it very often.

Secret #2:
Don't take human seriously because most humans don't.

Secret #3:
If a human neglects you or do something that stresses you out, give them sad looks. It will make them guilty enough to do anything to make you happy again.

Secret #4:
Practice the 'I don't give a damm' look and use it often. This keeps the humans from messing with you too often.

Secret #5:
Humans have a tendency to be rude, loud, crude and unable to control their emotions so ignore them if they start fighting among themselves.

Secret #6:
Do not be alarmed when humans stare at you, point fingers at you or even laugh at you. Humans are very judgmental even when they don't mean to be.

Secret #7:
Humans are dumb - accept that.

Please share responsibly. We, at the AAI, value all friends of felines and creatures alike and will not tolerate disrespectful behavior. Thank you and have a friendly day.

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