I made these up for fun but maybe someone will write them some day.
02 - Dogs committing traffic crimes, chickens crossing roads without looking both ways & other almost true stories by Samual Hidrant
03 - Crocheting adventures with my two cats, a giraffe and an RV by Edith Knitheart
04 - The girl who ran away from home but returned later with a case of beer, two starships and a dozen cats with the power to control minds by Soso Knots
05 - The night we forgot to put on seatbelts and came home with two unicorns by Travis Broke
06 - Unsuitable pastimes of an artificially created janitor and her minions and how they took over the world with just cleaning supplies and a library card by Squeaky Spot
07 - The imagined secret government nicknames for citizens handbook you didn't read by Nobody Here
Do you have any real favorite long-titled books?
Fun -Christine cmlk79.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteWho better to write (and illustrate) these books than you...
ReplyDeleteElephant's Child: I might write a story or something for one of these as I like the ideas.
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4 and 6 sounds awesome LOL. I would love to read those stories.
ReplyDeleteAnd your unicorn art is brilliant! What a lovely era-appropriate vibe, too.
Roberta: I like them too. It's odd to say I like my own ideas.
DeleteI had fun making that unicorn art and I did look up some era- appropriate images for references.
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So fun!!! I love the chickens crossing the road without looking and the janitor and her minions who take over the world with cleaning supplies and a library card. Totally made me laugh. :D
ReplyDeleteLark: That's why I write these, to amuse pople. I'm glad you got a laugh out of them.
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I've heard that big headlines don't attract readers!
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's a myth!
I like number 1.
I loved your list!
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Katerina: Some people don't like long-titled books but it's a preference, just like reading.
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