Decipher these future messages

We, at, PAWS (Psychics Artfully Waxing Soliloquies), has received Mystic Kitty's year-end future messages and we are happy to share them though we have yet to decipher their meanings. If you have any insightful thoughts on on these messages, let us know. Thank you.

01 - To master nirvana, listen to the unicorn with a mole in the shape of a chicken on its muzzle

02 - Sing show tunes if you want humanity to keep going

03 - The cure for the common cold will be discovered by a woman with one leg and a bunch of used sweaters

04 - Birds will become people, people will become birds

05 - Five words: smell, play, snoop, tuna, nap

06 - You must eat z bagel before midnight

07 - Pie answers every unanswerable question

08 - When rain falls upward, is when you know you have won a puppy

09 - The long sky sleeps with short shadows

10 - To save the world, just add soy sauce