What's Your Motto?

Photo by Ray Bilcliff

Pick the first initial of your first name or last name, your favorite alphabet or just pick any letter to get your motto. Please note: The accuracy and usefulness of these mottos is about 0.00000000001% out of 100%. We are not responsible for any ill-advised things you might do if you use any of these as a guide for your life. Please use your motto responsibly.

A — A bad attitude is sometimes needed to get rid of stupid people.
B — Be who you want to be as long as you don't want to be a serial killer.
C — If you can't decide between two roads, check what shoes you're wearing.
D — Don't be angry at the world, just the one who makes you mad.
E — Eat those cookies or whatever else you want unless they will kill you.
F — Failure is your unconscious telling you not to do that stupid thing again.
G — Good things comes to those who ordered them.
H — There's always time for a holiday.
I — Ignore any advice given by a guy with a stain on his shirt.
J — Don't judge people by their looks, some assholes appear like angels.
K — Keep your eyes open unless you're sleeping.
L — Being lazy doesn't mean you're not doing something.
M — A little madness doesn't hurt.
N — Never mistake an alligator for a fish.
O — If opportunity isn't knocking, you're probably standing outside.
P — If plan A through Z fails, use numbers.
Q — Always ask stupid questions, you'll never know if you might get some surprising answers.
R — Rest every day so that you have the energy to make more dumb decisions.
S — Never stop someone from talking you into searching for rainbows.
T — Everything is transient except the annoying neighbors who refused to move.
U — Life is full of ups and downs with some trying to escape sideways.
V — Life may be a voyage but that doesn't mean you have to go anywhere.
W — Whine if you want to.
X — Life is like spending your days looking for words starting with X that doesn't make sense no matter how you use them.
Y — It is better to live one day as a dog than one hundred days as a yak.
Z — Life is a zoo and you're the janitor trying to clean up the mess.

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