Tweets From An Alien

Aggie Twist@alienearthlingcitizen
New alien-earthling citizen, former ruler of Planet Twist
Likes: spicy onion rings with lots of ketchup, the color pink & beings who are kind
Dislikes: sushi, bullies & rude beings

01 - I need more spicy onion rings, less questions about why I like onion rings.

02 - I like having conversations with humans. They always say the dumb things I hope I'll never say.

03 - Yes, I am also amazed I know how to tweet in English (Add eyeroll here).

04 - Whenever people asked if my antennas can pick up outer space signals, I strongly resisted the urge to roll my eyes.

05 - Whenever someone said they admired my skin, they always asked if it was a tanning accident. I always answered yes.

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