Be aware: There are spoilers for The Midnight Library by Matt Haig; Mexican Gothic by Silvia Moreno-Garcia; maybe You by Caroline Kepnes and maybe Anna and the French Kiss by Stephanie Perkins.
New Title: A Short Vacation Guide For The Bored And The Selfish
File Under: Studies in Absurdity
New Title: How To Be A Violent, Controlling, Entitled A**Hole And Still Get The Girl
File Under: Brain Damage & Personality Malfunction
New Title: Cheat Like A Man: A slightly dishonest guide from a French boy
File Under: Foreign Obsession and Studies in Absurdity
New Title: The Definite Guide to Living a Sh**ty life
File Under: Stress Management
New Title: A Cure for Regrets: Relive several, possibility dumb, possibility worse than your current life, possibility un-insightful lives and discover your life isn't bad after all
File Under: Alternative Medicine
New Title: 30 Days to a Successful Career as a Stalker, a Psychopath and a Serial Killer
File Under: Careers & Hobbies
New Title: How To Raise Your Fungus Family Without Dying
File Under: Mental Instability and Gardening
New Title: A Slightly Good Girl’s Guide To Making Dumb Decisions, Getting Nearly Killed And Solving A Murder
File Under: Life skills for people who are too stupid to live
New Title: Amateur Sleuthing for the Dumb And The Single-Minded
File Under: Misogyny and Incompetency Exploration
New Title: A Good Girl’s Guide To Road Tripping With Strangers Who Might Be Serial Killers
File Under: Life skills for people who are too stupid to live
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I love the alternative title for Mexican Gothic!
ReplyDeleteLydia: Me too.
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What a fun idea! I've read most of these (and really enjoyed most of them) and I find these new titles perfectly accurate. The Maidens' title is particularly on point (it's one I didn't enjoy though!)
ReplyDeleteKay: I'm glad I got them right. Lots of people didn't enjoy The Maidens so I'm not surprised that you didn't.
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That's so funny! Thanks for sharing. Here is my link: https://cindysbookcorner.blogspot.com/2021/09/top-ten-tuesday-20-books-for-christmas.html
ReplyDeleteCindy: I'm glad you found them funny because that is what I meant to do.
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The CoHo one made me laugh so hard. Cheat Like a Man made me laugh too and if that were the real book I might be tempted to read it just to see where she goes with that!
ReplyDeleteRiley Sager I've been thinking of trying. and the Micaelides book too since I saw it on a dark academia list or something somewhere...
Greg: I still don't get why people like CoHo's books. It would be amusing to read such book as Cheat like a man but what man would be honest when it comes to cheating?
DeleteI haven't read any thrillers but Riley Sager seems to be popular as is Michaelides' books. I hope you like their books although I would recommend trying the other ones instead of my two titles I have on my list.
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Love this post! Your new titles are all so great. They totally made me laugh. :D
ReplyDeleteLark: It's good to hear that. I made these in hopes people would get a laugh out of them.
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Fun!
ReplyDeleteChristine: It was fun to come up with the new titles.
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This is hilarious! What a clever idea.
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Lectrice Vorace: Thank you for your kind words.
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I love your take on these books!
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DeleteThese made my laugh so hard! I think my favourite was 30 Days to a successful career of a stalker, a psychopath and a serial killer, but they're all great.
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iloveheartlandX: I'm glad to hear these make you laugh.
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Oh, my gosh, this are fabulous! I love your creativity.
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Cheryl: Thanks for your kind words.
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