01 - Your thoughts are not solicited. Nope, they are not.
02 - Hey you! You have twenty drafts and still not posting. What's up with that? Did you lose your faith in humanity? Lost your laptop? Couldn't find your house again? No worries. I'll wait for you.
03 - How dare you change my looks! I was perfectly happy with my bright hues and weird pictures. I was perfect the way I was.
04 - Delete those awful pictures immediately. Did you forget that time where you have to spend days apologizing all over the internet?
05 - Please stop telling people I need a makeover. I'm perfect the way I am. Just slightly plump with excessive stuffings. Just remember, you are not smart enough to change me.
06 - Your cat made me revert your posts. I swear I had no choice. He threatened to eat me.
07 - Does this wallpaper make me look unapproachable or slightly plump?
What message did your blog leave you?
OMG, hilarious! Yes, what if our blogs could sass us? But wait, I don't need my blog to get on my case -- I've got HRH the Cat for that!
ReplyDeleteDebra: I think having a cat is probably better than a sassy blog.
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These were fun and good things to remember when I'm fretting about my blog.
ReplyDeleteLive and Learn: I hope they are, at least, I meant to make them fun.
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I don't know if my blog sent me messages. I'll have to go check.
ReplyDeleteAl Penwasser: It (your blog) is probably too busy taking naps to send you messages.
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Jamie (jannghi.blogspot.com): This made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteJamie: I'm they did.
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fun
ReplyDeleteChristine: I think so too. Thank you for stopping by. Have a lovely day.
DeleteI checked. My blog said, "GET OUT." Now, I'm scared.
ReplyDeleteAl Penwasser: Really? Maybe you mis-read? Or maybe your blog is having a bad day.
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My own blog would definitely echo your point #2; I have quite a few drafts patiently waiting to see the light of day ;-)
ReplyDeleteTamara: It's hard to avoid having drafts.
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Interesting question. Maybe to switch it up. I am pretty strict with my schedule and have not updated my design because I like it and am lazy. These were fun.
ReplyDeleteSamantha: Why change when it's all fine? I don't have a schedule and I rarely update my blog these days.
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I don't get any messages from my blog but I would love to leave some messages to Blogger. I could scream at it often.
ReplyDeleteMarianne: I think any Blogger user would probably had the same thought.
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I am sure we all think the same. Thanks, Lissa. Have a nice Sunday.
DeleteLove it! I think my blogs would probably tell me to change themes.
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