Just reasons why I didn't blog. I'm not saying whether these are true or something I makeup but here they are.
01 - I had a near-fatal allergic reaction to coffee and turned into a cleaning hermit. Every day I wake up surrounded by too many furnitures and stuff and then remember I have a blog but that thought swiftly went out of my head along with any actual cohesive thoughts when I start cleaning.
02 - I was struck on the moon. There was this contest and I won a trip to the moon but once there, the spaceship lost power and the engine died so now we have to wait 644 days before a new one is brought to us. And there's no wi-fi so no blogging.
03 - It wasn't me. My cat turned into a human after he accidentally got electrocuted when he stepped on some tangled wires and spilled liquid. While he was trying to figure out how to be a human, he hijacked my blog and started blogging so if I forgot to blog, tell it to my cat.
04 - I got hit by a nut and had amnesia and recalled only things that starts with the letter Z.
05 - I forgot.
What's your excuse for not blogging?


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