01 - Eat more fish. They are good source of proteins for your dull brain so that you would not end up posting something dumb.
02 - Offer to assassinate anyone for free especially that no-good dog next door.
03 - More yarn pictures, preferably with cats.
04 - Curse more, bitch more and always remember you're a wonderful human being. It's other people who are assholes.
05 - Never blog anything you know nothing of, unless you like doing more work.
06 - Never blog about what your significant others, your neighbors or your gynecologist/andrologist say to you.
07 - Always listen to your cat/dog/any pet that looks adorable but isn't when he/she tells you not to post something. They know more about you than you know about you.
What suggestions did your pet (imaginary or otherwise) give you about blogging?
Thank goodness there isn't a "Keep a litter box next to your computer in case nature calls."
ReplyDeleteFull Disclosure (this is true): I have three cats (sigh...yes, I know) and three litter boxes. One of the boxes is in the office with my computer. But, I haven't felt the urge to use it. Yet. I may have given myself a time-saving idea, though.
Al Penwasser: Cats do need their liter boxes, don't they? Three cats sounds a lot but then again, one cat is already a lot.
DeleteThank you for dropping by. Have a lovely day.