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April 06, 2026

Excuse me while I forget to blog

Just reasons why I didn't blog. I'm not saying whether these are true or something I makeup but here they are.

01 - I had a near-fatal allergic reaction to coffee and turned into a cleaning hermit. Every day I wake up surrounded by too many furnitures and stuff and then remember I have a blog but that thought swiftly went out of my head along with any actual cohesive thoughts when I start cleaning.

02 - I was struck on the moon. There was this contest and I won a trip to the moon but once there, the spaceship lost power and the engine died so now we have to wait 644 days before a new one is brought to us. And there's no wi-fi so no blogging.

03 - It wasn't me. My cat turned into a human after he accidentally got electrocuted when he stepped on some tangled wires and spilled liquid. While he was trying to figure out how to be a human, he hijacked my blog and started blogging so if I forgot to blog, tell it to my cat.

04 - I got hit by a nut and had amnesia and recalled only things that starts with the letter Z.

05 - I forgot.

What's your excuse for not blogging?

12 comments:

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    1. Christine: Glad you enjoy these. Thank you for stopping by. Have a lovely day.

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  2. Thank the goddess I've never suffered such an awful allergic reaction to coffee! Cleaning? WTF is that? That's why I hire people.

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    1. Debra: I guess you'll be hiring a cleaning hermit soon.

      Thank you for dropping by. Have a lovely day.

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  3. I used to blame my cats for everything. I wasn't able to blog when they were sleeping on my lap--which they did a lot. :)

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    1. Live and Learn: Oh yes, I also blamed my cats except I don't have any.

      Thank you for dropping by. Have a lovely day.

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    1. Al Penwasser: Sounds scary but very legitimate reason for not blogging.

      Thank you for dropping by. Have a lovely day.

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  5. Jamie (jannghi.blogspot.com): Been having a lot of hot weather lately. That often makes it hard to want to blog or write anything.

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    1. Jamie: Yes, that is a true excuse. The hot weather is not good for computers or humans.

      Thank you for dropping by. Have a lovely day.

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  6. Yes, a cat blog - I am here for this

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    1. Samantha: I'm also interested in a cat blog. If only I have cat who can blog for me.

      Thank you for dropping by. Have a lovely day.

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