Text from your blog

These don't need explanations except I want to clarify I didn't write them. Some blog left these text to me but they didn't leave their name but I thought I share them anyway. Who knows, maybe these are from your blog.

01 - Your thoughts are not solicited. Nope, they are not.

02 - Hey you! You have twenty drafts and still not posting. What's up with that? Did you lose your faith in humanity? Lost your laptop? Couldn't find your house again? No worries. I'll wait for you.

03 - How dare you change my looks! I was perfectly happy with my bright hues and weird pictures. I was perfect the way I was. 

04 - Delete those awful pictures immediately. Did you forget that time where you have to spend days apologizing all over the internet?

05 - Please stop telling people I need a makeover. I'm perfect the way I am. Just slightly plump with excessive stuffings. Just remember, you are not smart enough to change me.

06 - Your cat made me revert your posts. I swear I had no choice. He threatened to eat me.

07 - Does this wallpaper make me look unapproachable or slightly plump?

What message did your blog leave you?