Zany Blogging Thoughts

For today, the last post of the A-Z Challenge, here are some zany and imperfect thoughts using at least one Z word. Perhaps they make sense, perhaps they don't. I hope you enjoy them.

01 - All the zany people take blog naps on Mondays.

02 - You must blog in zealous retorts after midnight or else the zonkey will appear and sauté your dreams.

03 - Using math and time zones, a blogger travels through time punctually.

04 - A zeppelin ride through the sky is what every tired blogger needs.

05 - I failed to zip my zipper and lost my zeal to blog.

06 - On Wednesdays, all the best bloggers blow bubblegums at the zoo.

07 - Don't get zesty with your blog, it might not like it.

What zany thoughts can you come up with using at least one Z word?