I made these up for fun but maybe someone will write them some day.
01 - Follow the trail of the rainbow: The life and times of a traveling hippie unicorn musician by Peace Flower 02 - Dogs committing traffic crimes, chickens crossing roads without looking both ways & other almost true stories by Samual Hidrant
03 - Crocheting adventures with my two cats, a giraffe and an RV by Edith Knitheart
04 - The girl who ran away from home but returned later with a case of beer, two starships and a dozen cats with the power to control minds by Soso Knots
05 - The night we forgot to put on seatbelts and came home with two unicorns by Travis Broke
06 - Unsuitable pastimes of an artificially created janitor and her minions and how they took over the world with just cleaning supplies and a library card by Squeaky Spot
07 - The imagined secret government nicknames for citizens handbook you didn't read by Nobody Here
Do you have any real favorite long-titled books?